The pot and the kettle

While I was in the throws of homework yesterday, I heard a knock at the door. Mormons. I answered:
"Sorry guys, I'm doing homework and I'm not looking to change religions."
'What church do you go to?" They ask. I tell them.

"Whoa, evangelical!" Said one. "That's pretty crazy, isn't it?"

"Well. I don't consider myself a crazy one. It's a lot like when people ask you why you have five wives. Well, the same goes for me. I have people asking me why I bomb abortion clinics. We really have a lot in common."

Silence.

"I only bomb abortion clinics when I am bored."

One of them coughs. The other looks away.

"I was kidding."
"We'll come back later," one said.